Hey now, Don't drag the masons in on this, as long as you worship "A" god you are in, it doesn't have to be "THE" God these people with the pamphlets represent.Yep, ol' Jack sees a Masonic Lodge and Catholic church being built in every neighborhood, with a Neanderthal in every tree lobbing coconuts at passerbyers, witches drawing pentegrams on the sidewalks in lieu of hopscotch grids and cackling demons lurking behind every other persons shoulder that aren't the "Born Again" folks of his pamphlets.
How could you doubt their holy conviction? You shall be burned at the stake for such heresy! While cleansing in flame, you shall meet the all powerful Gumagie the golden muskrat! Within his holy aura you shall fall to your knees before him and offer up your rod and your staff to satisfy his ravenous hunger. Only then will your spirit be clean and worthy of eternity in the land of potato salad just beyond the pearly gates! Heed my warning nay sayer, Gumagie awaits us all!dougspaulding said:Actually, those people are likely the ones to miss out on the Pearly Gates!