Yeah but then Jack Reaper tripped over his own sickle, which went right into his mouth and came out one eye. The last thing he saw was his own face, reflected in the blade of the sickle. Somewhere nearby, a gargoyle grinned coyly...
After witnessing the horrible incident, Dark Angel 27 fell backward off the same building catching her back skin on the flag pole ripping her spine from her torso. Only her arms and legs actually made it to the pavement below.
Dr. Morbius ran toward the scene but was splattered by a truck, sending his lower jaw flying off and spinning like a boomerang. It circled a lightpost and came back to its place at top speed, snapping his spine. As he fell to the ground, his medical bag slung dozens of sundry sharp instruments into the crowd nearby...
Rahnefan, being the driver of the truck that killed me, tried desperately to slam on his brakes before slamming me into the hereafter. His truck spun out of control, and just as one of the sharp instruments impaled his eye he slammed into a metal lamp pole ( just after my jaw made it's orbit around it), flinging him through the windsheild. The still-running engine, flipped backward and upside down through the hood from the impact, sliced his face off with it's spinning fan blade.
Through a magic spell and some complicated backstory, Dr. Morbius came back from the dead. However, he soon found himself being chased by an angry mob due to some more complicated backstory. The mob chased him to the edge of town, where he sprinted across the railroad tracks just before a train came. He would've made it if that cape of his hadn't gotten caught in the wheels, sucked him in, wrecked the train, and caused the majority of the mob to be killed in the explosion that followed the wreck.
FrozenPumkins, a member of this mob survived the explosion but as he tried to escape the wreckage tripped over one of the many scorched body parts scattered about and caught his head on his on pitch fork,and consequently ripped out his jugular,also staining his crisp sweater with blood
Draik in his laughter of the happenings before him ran out in front of a bus Driven by Morbid mike and was dis memberd beyond belief Mike stopped the bus and gatherd the pieces and took them to the Creepsters house and put them in the creamatorium and burned his remains and Dr morbius's and frozenpumpkins remains too!!!!!there for being the ruler of the forum!!!!!!! eat that
.....Then morbid mike was resurected by a group of demons and is now lurking around the corner waiting waiting to impail Jack in the chest with a ginsu knife he just used to saw a aluminum can in half with and this will start a nine state killing spree looking for partners!!!!
The Demons who ressurected morbid mike were displeased of his use of infomercial products to kill Jack Reaper, so they strapped mike down and Slap-Chopped him to death. They soaked up his blood With a Sham-Wow, glued his parts backed together with Amazing Putty, and propped him up at a booth at the local fair to extol the benefits of using Oxy-Clean.