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Looking for Tombstone names

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#1 · (Edited)
I want to do a husband and wife tombstone, but with the following epitaphs:
for the Husband: Stiff at Last
for the Wife: Frigid/Cold as Always

I am looking for some good names to go along with these any suggestions?
 
#6 ·
I agree with jdubbya, shoot to go over the kids' heads, and try not to offend the adults. But there's always the backyard for the tombstones you enjoy if you think some may be offended by them.

The closest I come to this in my graveyard is
Miss B. Haven
Missed by all the town's men.

But some suggestions for what you're after...
For couples with the same last name:
Les Randy Johnson & Ivanna Noa Johnson
Peter Noah Randy & Ima Nada Randy

For couples without the same last name:
Noah Rick Shun , Nola B. Doe
Les E. Rection , I. C. Bedd
Rod Kaputt , Nada Tunite
Woody B. Droopy , I. Ava Headache

A possible epitath for him:
Finally stiff at last.
Alas his days are past.

And a possible epitath for her:
He may finally be rigid,
But she is still quite frigid.
 
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