No more war? You know what this means, don't you... Granted! But only now do you, and the rest of us, realize how important it was in the first place. World Peace has taken over everything, the military is dismantled. This means a great deal of American males, and some females, have the college population overflowing, the U.S. education system becomes a matter of where to house all the community college kids who can't afford to take a chance with the overblown student ratios at the Ivy League schools, the American youth is becoming restless... Add to this the fact that without military athlete and combat training programs, many young men, and again some women, have to find another way to get out their pent-up aggression. And America's Kumbaya obsession is starting to wear on their nerves. The majority of kids who aren't able to get into great academic programs want to be athletes and before the military was disassembled, there was already a surplus of wannabe jocks and joquettes. Suddenly, things are so Care Bears and Mary Poppins that everyone is sick to death of it, and murdering each other for fun. Even adults begin to get into the spirit.
I wish all my secret High School crushes would meet together and fall off the face of the Earth.
