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I'm bringing sexy back
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Bram Bones said:
I intend to ask Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, for her hand in marriage.
Wish me luck.
So Bram - What brings this on?
 

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And you shall marry her and change her name forever to Elvira Bones, no longer a mistress but a 'happy home maker of the dark'.
 

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It turns out that you were right about her.
Before I could ask, she took me out to lunch at a diner and made sure people were around. Then she broke up with me. I should have seen it coming.
 

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First she smacks me in the face with a glove, and now she hands me a kleenex.
I just don't understand women.

Maybe Elvira will take me back.
 
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