[Bram Bones]

I intend to ask Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, for her hand in marriage.
Wish me luck.

 

[ScareFX]

Good luck Bram Bones

 

[grapegrl]

*stomps foot*

Bram, you loathesome, four-flushing rake-hell of a cad!

*smacks Bram in the face with a glove*

 

[Bram Bones]

Get in line.

 

[Death's Door]

I intend to ask Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, for her hand in marriage.
Wish me luck.

So Bram - What brings this on?

 

[Koumajutsu]

Is she still in a war with Cher for the title of World's Oldest Skank?

 

[slimy]

And you shall marry her and change her name forever to Elvira Bones, no longer a mistress but a 'happy home maker of the dark'.

 

[Bram Bones]

Skank?

I'll have you know she makes the best brisket.

 

[Bram Bones]

It turns out that you were right about her.
Before I could ask, she took me out to lunch at a diner and made sure people were around. Then she broke up with me. I should have seen it coming.

 

[grapegrl]

 

[Hellrazor]

is this thread for real?

 

[Death's Door]

I think you were after her senior citizen benefits anyway.

 

[Bram Bones]

It's too painful to talk about now.
The wound's too fresh.

I need time.

 

[grapegrl]

There, there...

*hands Bram a Kleenex*

 

[Bram Bones]

First she smacks me in the face with a glove, and now she hands me a kleenex.
I just don't understand women.

Maybe Elvira will take me back.