Mistress

Good luck Bram Bones

*stomps foot*

Bram, you loathesome, four-flushing rake-hell of a cad!

*smacks Bram in the face with a glove*

Get in line.

Bram Bones said:

I intend to ask Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, for her hand in marriage.
Wish me luck.

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So Bram - What brings this on?

Is she still in a war with Cher for the title of World's Oldest Skank?

And you shall marry her and change her name forever to Elvira Bones, no longer a mistress but a 'happy home maker of the dark'.

Skank?

I'll have you know she makes the best brisket.

It turns out that you were right about her.
Before I could ask, she took me out to lunch at a diner and made sure people were around. Then she broke up with me. I should have seen it coming.

is this thread for real?

I think you were after her senior citizen benefits anyway.

It's too painful to talk about now.
The wound's too fresh.

I need time.

There, there...

*hands Bram a Kleenex*

First she smacks me in the face with a glove, and now she hands me a kleenex.
I just don't understand women.

Maybe Elvira will take me back.