I dont grow corn, I havent the patience to grow anything, I hate yardwork.
I have several people I know that do grow corn that deliver the stalks to me near october, and then in the spring I cook them BBQ.
Oh and yes Deadspider, this is the safe Scarecrow, and I already have created traffic problems by putting the FCG and spider scene up. LOL
Traffic problems, haha.
I can picture people lookingat the stuff and then crashing in front of your house.
If it's a bad enough crash, you could always take the bodies before the cops or ambulances arrive and use them in your haunt!!