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I always get a kick with all the cool news that RAXL always puts out to show everyone. Well, today it is my turn. Read this little didi.:eek:



Man Falls Asleep in Coffin at Funeral Home
By Associated Press
Thu May 18, 9:10 PM

CANTON, N.Y. - A man was charged with burglary and criminal mischief Thursday after he allegedly broke into a funeral home and fell asleep in a coffin.

Joel Fish, 20, of Queensbury, was arrested after he was discovered at the O'Leary Funeral Home in Canton, 127 miles north of Syracuse.

Debra White, wife of the home's funeral director Joe White, said she noticed a broken window and open door to the casket display room when she awoke at 6:30 a.m. Inside, she saw a boot and pair of pants on the floor and a pair of knees sticking out of a stainless steel coffin.

Fish, who police said was intoxicated, was treated at Canton-Potsdam hospital for cuts. He was arraigned and released to return to court at a later date.

The funeral home estimates the damage from the burglary, mostly to the coffin, at $4,000.
 

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Hate to say this DT, but Zombie isn't going like this here and is going to be doing some moving. Sorry, dude. :(
 

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Oh, well. I guess it is my turn to be beaten over the head with the Zombie-F stick.

I guess I figured it was a guy in a coffin, so it has to be Halloween.
 

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Paranormal, my friend, Paranormal. And it's not a stick, it's a wet noodle administered with a firm hand. :D
 

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Sinister said:
Paranormal, my friend, Paranormal. And it's not a stick, it's a wet noodle administered with a firm hand. :D
Actually, this isn't even paranormal. Off topic. :p
 
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