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Im going to a huge party tonight.
My costume is the undead version of Captain Ahab from Moby Dick.
I have been working on the makeup, and so this morning I was in the bathroom applying it for a final go before the party as a test.
The kids are watching cartoons, the wife is at work. I have my face all undeaded up after about 30 minutes of applying makeup and someone knocks on the door and the dogs start barking.
I cant expect the kids to answer the door ( they are very young), so I wander out to the door and ask "who is it?" every time they say who it is, the dogs start barking so I cant hear them. Im getting a little mad at this point.
So I open the door and its the Jehovahs Witnesses (just for the record I have nothing against them) and they hand me a flyer titled "The end of False Religion is near".
So Im standing there with 2 90 pound dogs growling behind me, Im wearing a old worn peacoat, the outside of my house is looking like, well you know. My face looks like I just came up up from Davy Jones locker. I grin, accept the flyer, look up at them and the look on their faces was priceless, ROFLMAO. I say "thanks guys, but Im a bit busy" and at this point I closed the door. I wish I would have had a camera
My costume is the undead version of Captain Ahab from Moby Dick.
I have been working on the makeup, and so this morning I was in the bathroom applying it for a final go before the party as a test.
The kids are watching cartoons, the wife is at work. I have my face all undeaded up after about 30 minutes of applying makeup and someone knocks on the door and the dogs start barking.
I cant expect the kids to answer the door ( they are very young), so I wander out to the door and ask "who is it?" every time they say who it is, the dogs start barking so I cant hear them. Im getting a little mad at this point.
So I open the door and its the Jehovahs Witnesses (just for the record I have nothing against them) and they hand me a flyer titled "The end of False Religion is near".
So Im standing there with 2 90 pound dogs growling behind me, Im wearing a old worn peacoat, the outside of my house is looking like, well you know. My face looks like I just came up up from Davy Jones locker. I grin, accept the flyer, look up at them and the look on their faces was priceless, ROFLMAO. I say "thanks guys, but Im a bit busy" and at this point I closed the door. I wish I would have had a camera