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Leatherface is an insane butcher who delights with the rest of his cretinous family, in chopping people up in bloody peices, but will they be able to withstand the assault of marauding zombies that make Olypic sprinters seem like amateurs by comparison? In that dilapidated farm house where they live? Are you kidding?! They better find themselves a mall or an underground military base, because it's Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead vs. Tobe Hooper's Texas Chainsaw Massacre and only one of these puppies are going to the Semi's. It will be your vote that sends one a step further and sends the other back to a very much needed shower.