Ten years ago I bought two Pineapples, bogo, at Publix, The manager at the time told me I should grow pineapple plants from the tops so I did. I started to root them in buckets and then one disappeared. I thought an animal took it. The manager warned me possums love, love pineapples and will steal the fruit ; so I thought maybe a possum got it I planted the other one in front of my kitchen window and waited and waited and waited. I read up on pineapple plants on YouTube (24 months for a fruit) I fertilized once a year...nothing. The plant got bigger and bigger but no fruit and no runners (like the experts on YouTube said would happen). So I gave up. Every few months or so I would tell it what a crappy plant it was and tell it I should just pull it up from it's unproductive roots, but I didn't. I'd fertilize it and say "come on baby give me a pineapple:". but it didn't.
Yesterday (Friday, my day off) I went outside to check some solar lights, outside the kitchen window, and there it was: TEN years later: a tiny little pineapple on top of my sole surviving pineapple plant. I was so excited I SCREAMED "You made a pineapple!!!!!" I then ran and told my brother who was fixing my car window. He actually stopped to come look at the tiny pineapple, lol. I don't know why but it just occurred to me I need to take a picture and post of this pineapple miracle!! I need to put a fence around it too, to keep the possums away (they really do love pineapples!). I'm so excited! I have no idea why it took ten years but it has made me happy.