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I live near a large man-made lake and have always heard stories of gigantic catfish that live in the depths close to the dam. Man-sized catfish...and catfish will eat anything... *shudder*
 

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Man, that's like what 7 feet long?!! Sure it's not a shark, "Hooper, hurry up with that barrel!"
"Don't wait for me, Quint!!!"
 

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That critter dune be a biggin gonna be needin my trusty double ot
 

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Is this great or what?! I finally found a place to use all of the old movie lines that I have stored in my demented skull, and you guys recognize them! Most people just give me strange looks (but that could be from the blood dripping down my chin). One more........
"Smile you Son of a...BAANG!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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**Nails on a chalkboard : Screeeeeee!***

I'm not talking about treasure boating or game sailing. I'm talking about catfishing!

You want him caught? I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, Chief. I'll find him for three but I'll catch him and kill him ...for ten.

(sings)..Fare well and a–dieu to you fair Spanish ladies Fare well and a-dieu to you ladies of Spain
For we’ve received orders to sail to old England
And hope very shortly to see you a-gain...
 

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Hey Doc, you may be more demented than me, or should it be I.
 

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Amazing catch but this last part of the story sounds like some kinda creepy romance novel.

"After she had been towed to the bank she was duly marked and returned to the river whence she unwillingly came. Welch gave her a farewell smooch, then spent the rest of the day with a cold beer and memories of her. "
 

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Glad to see she was a catch and release. (To populate the world with giant killer sting rays)
 

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Those guys look like midgets next to her.
 
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