Is this great or what?! I finally found a place to use all of the old movie lines that I have stored in my demented skull, and you guys recognize them! Most people just give me strange looks (but that could be from the blood dripping down my chin). One more........
"Smile you Son of a...BAANG!!!!!!!!!!"
Amazing catch but this last part of the story sounds like some kinda creepy romance novel.
"After she had been towed to the bank she was duly marked and returned to the river whence she unwillingly came. Welch gave her a farewell smooch, then spent the rest of the day with a cold beer and memories of her. "