What do you want YOUR headstone to say?

I don't need a headstone....I'm getting stuffed.

"Your Next"

mine i want it to say


I DID YOUR MOTHER !!!

"Now I can do some real haunting!"

Not a headstone, but my father wanted to be buried upright with his hand sticking out and his middle finger up! LOL When he died we weren't allowed to do it. heh

Not applicable. I either want to be creamated or encased in a block of ice in the Arctic Circle or Antarctica.

I'm going to be cremated and my ashes scattered, so really no need for a headstone. My parents also want to be cremated, and since we still have room in our family plot, I will most likely have a memorial stone put there with my parents' names and, later, mine. I guess it would be pretty sweet to have "Beloved and devoted daughter" as my epitaph in that case.

I think I should not have a tombstone either. I think I'm just going to donate my body to science fiction!!!!!

HibLaGrande said:

I don't need a headstone....I'm getting stuffed.

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hahaha

I don't know about my headstone but I don't wanna be cremated that's for sure.

Here Lies Al.

What A ***.

'Here lyes Clay, We burried him because he was a chicken and was afraid of being cremaided.'

claymud said:

'Here lyes Clay, We burried him because he was a chicken and was afraid of being cremaided.'

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hehe that's funny cause i don't want to be burried, i'd rather be ashes.

BloodyRose said:

hehe that's funny cause i don't want to be burried, i'd rather be ashes.

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Well I'm not gonna be either. I'm gonna find a nice taxadermiest and get myself stuffed. My family and friends can spend time rotating who gets a week or a month or whatever.

" Is it Halloween Yet? "

I'm being creamated so no need for a tombstone here either.

Cremation here too...why take up any more space than I already have?

Not only all that, but I have this chill go through me when I think that one day you'll just molder away and putrify in the ground so you can be a feast for worms, ants, grave beetles and rodents. Imagine those slimy creatures winding their way through your rib cage, eye sockets and brain pan. Imagine...:zombie:

Your right Sin, I think Bruce Maculla said it best while singing about Terriers.

'No one wants to die, like this guy died, Die Die, Die die, Worms in you eyes'

There's an even more common one clay: The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, into your stomach and out of your mouth!