Who wouldn't love a monkey butler?

The monkey is a better housecleaner than my kids!

RAXL's gonna freak when he sees this. Next to Chupacabra's, he has a thing about monkies. His threads on BADASS Universe were a sight to behold when concerning the subject of Monkey Butlers.

I have monkeys at my bar, and they have NEVER offered to clean up once. I'm going to let them read this and see if I can get an attitude change.