So, as I was driving back from taking my son to kindergarten today, I passed a house that has been having a yard sale for the past week and a half. Today I noticed some Halloween items that weren't visible on previous days. I stopped to take a look. The proprietess of the yard sale informed me that the Halloween items would not be for sale until Wednesday, but I was free to take a look. As I was perusing her wares, she asked me if my back was sound. I replied that it was and she said that she would be willing to let me buy Halloween merchandise early and make me an extra good deal if I would be willing to move some heavy boxes for her. I spent about ten minutes moving boxes and about twenty minutes selecting my purchases and left with all of this for only five bucks.